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Forget Mars: SpaceX can't get to the frigging moon

Séamus Bellamy
Nov 18, 2025
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Everyone has grown accustomed to Elon Musk being a source of constant disappointment. Everything he touches—marriages, the American government, Twitter, Tesla’s working conditions, his sad restaurant, and his non-relationship with what, 100 of his kids?—turns to crap. His shittiness stays as constant as the North Star.

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