Florida woman pooped on dollar store floor while accomplice stole cleaning products
Cleanup on aisle 2!
A pair of alleged thieves in Mulberry, Florida, devised and executed the perfect gameplan: while one swept the aisles of $500 worth of cleaning products, the other created a distraction by defecating on the floor. Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd reported the incident on social media: "We….kid you not."
At around noon on December 18th, two people walked in…
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