Florida woman “defecated toward officers” to avoid arrest

The accused defecator. Photo: Fort Walton Beach P.D.

When a press release comes headed “For Immediate Release,” it usually just means outlets can publish without delay. In one sent by Fort Walton Beach Police Department in Florida, though, it offered an intringuing clue about the nature of case number 2026-00000954. A woman at a massage parlor stands acc…