Florida man claims he teleported into crashed, stolen BMW
A Florida man found at the wheel of a freshly-stolen and crashed BMW told Sheriff’s deputies that he teleported into the vehicle and was not responsible for its theft or destruction. He was arrested, nonetheless, and charged with grand theft of a motor vehicle and driving on a suspended license.
36-year-old Calvin Johnson, hospitalized with minor injurie…
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