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Federal prison for Super Mario meth man

Rob Beschizza
May 13, 2026
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Mario-shaped meth pills. Photo: New Haven police

A Connecticut man collared in possession of meth pills formed into the distinctive shape of Super Mario was sentenced to six years federal imprisonment earlier this week. The severe sentence was imposed not because of his disgraceful besmirching of Mario’s character by association with illegal Schedule II …

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