FDA recalls 67,000 cases of dangerous underarm deodorant.

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It'd be a lot easier to tell if what you smear on your armpits was a risk to the rest of your body if the potentially dangerous deodorant had been sold through a single store. But nope: all sorts of joints have been selling it. So, we're down to examining brands, UPCs, and lot codes. Here's an accounting of the nice-smelling stu…