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FBI Director bought Krispy Kreme shares while it faces an FBI probe

Ellsworth Toohey
Sep 03, 2025
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FBI director K$H Patel (By Gage Skidmore CC BY-SA 2.0)

FBI Director Kash Patel says there's nothing fishy going on with his purchase of Krispy Kreme stock, even though Krispy Kreme is under FBI investigation.

According to NOTUS, K$H (Patel's preferred nickname) acquired up to $50,000 in Krispy Kreme stock in May, purchasing at a decade-low price of $3.17 …

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