Doctors are pleading with men to stop injecting assorted fluids into their testicles for social-media masculinity cred, which feels like the sort of sentence that should never have needed writing.
One can only hope that they are removing themselves from the gene pool through sheer vanity & stupidity. Yes, I think I'd encourage this trend. "I love big balls I cannot lie."
At what point do you put down the cheekbone-smashing hammer and the ball-inflating syringe, take a long look in the mirror, and go "You know, maybe this isn't the best idea"?
We all make poor decisions, but some of them seem more obviously flawed than others.
for the morbidly curious (NSFW) https://www.reddit.com/r/SalineInflation/
That is … more extreme than I had imagined. Sir, your ballsack is NOT a party balloon, and you should not treat it as such.
How long before they start self-infecting with filarial worms in the home of triggering scrotal elephantiasis?
# Doctors are pleading with men to stop injecting assorted fluids into their testicles.....
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Ho Lee *Fuck*!
Once again, Reality makes the writers at *The Onion* weep.
Well if it damages the testes, then these asshats are less likely to reproduce, right?
Darwin ftw
One can only hope that they are removing themselves from the gene pool through sheer vanity & stupidity. Yes, I think I'd encourage this trend. "I love big balls I cannot lie."
Is “ballmaxxing” really a thing? How did people find out about it; Surely you can't just put up a post showing your results on social media, can you?
UPDATE: Apparently you can. I clicked on Davina Cotter's link, butI didn't have the nerve to look at any of the videos.
I looked and now regret that choice. Not as much as these guys will regret their choices, though.
Natural selection still finds a way
At what point do you put down the cheekbone-smashing hammer and the ball-inflating syringe, take a long look in the mirror, and go "You know, maybe this isn't the best idea"?
We all make poor decisions, but some of them seem more obviously flawed than others.
This is probably only about #5 on the list of stupid shit guys will do with their balls.
Hey, i thought happy mutants were welcome here lol