Elon uses Donald as his new "dog spot"
In an act of sheer desperation, Elon Musk uses his purchased friend, convicted felon Donald Trump, to try to sell his cars. This should be the end of Tesla.
If your Tesla bursts in flame, go see Elon
If resale's down the drain, go see Elon
Panels misaligned and bent, Twitter cash already spent
Go see Elon, go see Elon, go see Elon
As all fantas…
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