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Elon Musk's latest rant targets chess, claiming it's too simple and needs space lasers

Ellsworth Toohey
Oct 04, 2024
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Elon Musk (Boing Boing/Midjourney)

Elon was duped into grossly overpaying for Xitter. Attempting to salvage the situation, he commanded his underlings to prioritize all his posts atop everyone's feed. He now whiles away his days in repeated, futile attempts at wit and intellect.

His latest pathetic effort to feign intelligence is his assertion that chess …

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