Boing Boing

Boing Boing

Elon Musk to open Tesla-themed restaurant

Grant St. Clair
Mar 23, 2025
∙ Paid
4
5
Share

Concerning. Image via Ed Howard Models for Tesla

Like 2001's Monolith, a silver-covered monstrosity has slowly emerged on Santa Monica Boulevard. It's not a high-class cryogenic facility or a sex club for robots, but in fact a Tesla-themed diner (with included charging stations, of course). Tesla boss and unelected shadow president Elon Musk has been ban…

Keep reading with a 7-day free trial

Subscribe to Boing Boing to keep reading this post and get 7 days of free access to the full post archives.

Already a paid subscriber? Sign in
Grant St. Clair's avatar
A guest post by
Grant St. Clair
Subscribe to Grant
© 2025 Happy Mutants LLC
Privacy ∙ Terms ∙ Collection notice
Start writingGet the app
Substack is the home for great culture