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Elon Musk to open Tesla-themed restaurant

Grant St. Clair
Mar 23, 2025
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Concerning. Image via Ed Howard Models for Tesla

Like 2001's Monolith, a silver-covered monstrosity has slowly emerged on Santa Monica Boulevard. It's not a high-class cryogenic facility or a sex club for robots, but in fact a Tesla-themed diner (with included charging stations, of course). Tesla boss and unelected shadow president Elon Musk has been ban…

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