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Elon Musk discovers exciting new way to crash planes by flying in straight lines

Ellsworth Toohey
Feb 27, 2025
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Elon Musk blessed us with his extraordinary aviation expertise after someone on Twitter questioned why their San Francisco to Houston flight took a curved path instead of going straight.

Musk, taking time out from his busy schedule of destroying Twitter and accidentally canceling ebola prevention programs, jumped in…

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