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Elon just found another billion dollars in his couch cushions for Xitter

Ellsworth Toohey
Mar 19, 2025
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Elon Musk (Frederic Legrand - COMEO//shutterstock.com), Poop emoji (A. Solano/shutterstock.com)

Remember when X's advertisers dropped faster than Tesla's share price? When Fidelity marked down their stake by 79%? Good times!

Turns out when you're the richest person on Earth, you can keep throwing money at your favorite $44 billion impulse purchase.

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