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Elite shoplifter stole 798 Cadbury's Creme Eggs

Rob Beschizza 5:31 am Fri Aug 2, 2024

Aug 02, 2024
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A shoplifter in Portsmouth, England, was jailed for six months after stealing a total of 798 Cadbury's Creme Eggs. It was worth it, obviously, to enjoy the delicious yet shrinking treats free at the point of acquisition.

Portsmouth Magistrates' Court heard on Friday that Layton Richards, 29, from Brownlow Close in Portsmo…

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