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Elf Queen Tilda Swinton Cast as James Bond, Doctor Who and Chosen as Pope

Rob Beschizza
Apr 22, 2025
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LONDON (AP) — English actress Tilda Swinton, known for her eclectic portrayals of ethereal and androgynous characters. has been named as the next James Bond, the new incarnation of Doctor Who, and, in a surprise move, selected by the College of Cardinals as the 267th pontiff of the Roman Catholic Church.

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