Elden Ring to release horse armor DLC, because no one ever learns anything

Elden Ring's Melina. Image: FromSoftware

Despite the praise heaped on The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion in retrospect (and certainly also at the time), let us not forget that it also kickstarted the microtransaction craze that continues to drag the industry down to this day. $2.50 Horse Armor, a much-maligned piece of Oblivion DLC widely regarded as the fir…