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Drunk raccoon in liquor store is repeat offender

Rob Beschizza
Dec 15, 2025
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Photo: Hanover County Animal Protection and Shelter

Earlier this month, those responding to a trash liquore store found the culprit in a bathroom there: a trashed trash panda sleeping it off. It turns out that the raccoon is a repeat offender, suspected in two more similar break-ins.

“Supposedly this is like the third break-in he’s had,” animal protection…

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