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Disneyland’s solution to screen time? Face-mounted spyware

Jason Weisberger
Dec 01, 2025
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Disney wants you to stop looking at your phone in the parks, so strap a Zuckerberg-powered surveillance headset to your face instead. The big idea? Meta’s AI glasses will whisper directions to churros in your ear while quietly recording everything around you, all so you can “sta…

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