Did you know there was a bad Double Dragon comic book?

Double Dragon was the first game I really knew back to front, the first I beat, though kid me never got past the elbow smash trick: an overpowered move made unbeatable by alternating sides to keep a pounded enemy down. This 40-year-old arcade classic has a wealth of spinoffs, remakes, reboots and genre media, and a funny thing about it is how everything…