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DHS to US citizen: Sorry you were born here, leave anyway

Ellsworth Toohey
Apr 24, 2025
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Image: Puppy slayer and Homeland Security secretary Kristi Noem; Mark Reinstein / Shutterstock.com

Kristi Noem proved once again she's better at writing lie-filled autobiographies than she is running the Department of Homeland Security. As reported on Fox 40, the DHS ordered US-born immigration lawyer Aldo Martinez-Gomez to "self-deport" from his birthpl…

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