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Denny’s sneakers have translucent syrup-filled chambers

Rob Beschizza
Dec 15, 2025
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Sticky Kicks. Photo: Denny’s

Named “Sticky Kicks” and encasing real syrup, Denny’s branded sneakers drop December 17 and will cost $195. You could get a lot of bacon and eggs for that, even in Trump’s economy! Here’s Ellie Doty, senior vice president and chief brand officer at Denny:

“Sticky Kicks are impractical, unnecessary, and completely over the top,…

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