"THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO BUY!!!" screamed the president on Truth Social yesterday.
Hours later — what a totally random coincidence! — he slashed tariffs to 10% for everyone except China. The market rocketed immediately.
The market equivalent of a smoke signal went up yesterday when SPY call options — basi…
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