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Definitely legitimate scientist promises to enhance your molecules with a "zappy" bulb, only needs $4,750

Ellsworth Toohey
Dec 04, 2024
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The "Molecular Enhancer" is a $4,750 device that looks like what would happen if Thomas Edison dropped acid at a New Age convention. According to its creator — who definitely did not film his promotional videos in a murder basement with his hostage dog — this device doesn't actually "heal or cure," it just happens…

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