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“Dead body” turns out to be a sex doll

Rob Beschizza
May 26, 2026
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A reported corpse in the bushes of an English neighborhood was a discarded sex doll, according to the Peterborough Telegraph, ending a brief panic in the Orton Wistow area on May 21.

A local councillor woke to 12 messages, four blurry photos and questions about whether the find was “council related,” the paper reported. Town offi…

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