If nothing else, it's the most unique dating simulator concept since the one that does your taxes for you. Date Everything! (exclamation mark mandatory, I assume) allows you to do just that. There are a solid hundred fully-voiced household appliances, abstract concepts, and facets of your own mind that you can cozy up…
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