Crime may not pay, but for these three men, at least it poops
Some people aim for a clean getaway; these guys bring it with.
Three men in Whittier allegedly cut through a locked gate, hauled a portable toilet into a pickup truck, and drove off into the night, proving that while crime may not pay, it does occasionally provide amenities.
Detectives are looking for three men who stole a portable toilet in Whittier, the Los Angeles County Sheriff Department (LASD) announced on Thursday
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Surveillance video showed the men cutting a lock to get through the chain link gate at the property. Then they took the “United Services” gray portable restroom, placed it in the red pickup truck before running away.
The porta potty is valued at around $1,500, investigators said.
Some people aim for a clean getaway; these guys bring it with.
Haven’t you ever needed to use the bathroom so bad you would take drastic action?