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Crime may not pay, but for these three men, at least it poops

Some people aim for a clean getaway; these guys bring it with.

Jason Weisberger
Apr 16, 2026
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Three men in Whittier allegedly cut through a locked gate, hauled a portable toilet into a pickup truck, and drove off into the night, proving that while crime may not pay, it does occasionally provide amenities.

Detectives are looking for three men who stole a portable toilet in Whittier, the Los Angeles County Sheriff Department (LASD) announced on Thu…

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