Creepy JD Vance blames card game for teen dating woes
Ellsworth Toohey
JD Vance struggles to understand why women find him creepy even though he has thick eyelashes. (lev radin/Shutterstock.com)
"The big problem with transitioning from being a 13-year-old who likes Magic: The Gathering to being a 15-year-old who likes Magic: The Gathering is that 15-year-old girls do not like Magic: The Gathering," JD Vance told Semafor. "S…
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