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Conservative pundit discovers white crayons exist, demands answers from Crayola

Ellsworth Toohey
Oct 23, 2024
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Candace Owens (Carrington Tatum/shutterstock.com)
Candace Owens (Carrington Tatum/shutterstock.com)

Our favorite stable genius, Candace Owens, has an important question for Crayola: why are there white crayons?

"My two year old daughter just came over to me with a white crayon and said 'mommy it doesn't work,'" she posted on Xitter. "And I think it's perfectly reasonable to ask @Crayola what exactly is t…

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