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Celebrities discover pushing on face makes it less puffy, pay $500 for "lymphatic drainage specialists" to do it

Ellsworth Toohey
May 05, 2025
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The wellness industrial complex has discovered yet another revolutionary health intervention: Touching your face gently while charging obscene amounts of money for it.

As reported in Yahoo, celebrities like Kim Kardashian and Dua Lipa are flocking to "lymphatic drainage specialists" before big events, paying premium prices to hav…

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