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Cathedral dean accused of stealing baseball cards from Walmart

Mar 13, 2026
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Trinity Episcopal Cathedral of Pittsburgh

The Very Reverend Aidan Smith, head priest of Trinity Episcopal Cathedral in Pittsburgh, was arrested while leaving Walmart with 27 packs of baseball cards concealed on his person. Charged with retail theft, Smith was reportedly on Walmart’s radar due to earlier incidents; security personnel summoned the cops whe…

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