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Canadian Army prepping for an attack by the United States

Séamus Bellamy
Jan 22, 2026
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The Globe & Mail uncovered that the Canadian military has been modeling what an American invasion might look like.

Modeling isn’t the same as having a battle plan — it’s broader imagining, like talking about your future life with your fiancé versus actually laying out furniture placement. So, what are the broad strokes of Canada stoppi…

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