Bovino attempts comeback, spontaneously combusts
For a man who once paraded around in SS-styled cosplay flanked by masked thugs and calling everyone he saw a terrorist, Bovino can no longer command anything, not even the comments.
After being sent home in the wake of failure, which turned fatal in Minneapolis, the face of Trump’s immigration crackdown and self-styled Gruppenführer Greg Bovino resurfaced online. Apparently, acting under the misconception that anyone missed him at all, the internet did what it does best.
This week, however, he finally got the keys back to his X profile and dove right in on attacking his critics, taunting Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker with a threat to bring his agents back to Chicago. But after lobbing a Trumpian weight jab at Pritzker, Bovino was promptly swarmed by commenters mocking his own physical appearance, calling him a fascist, and urging him to seek therapy.
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Bizarrely, Bovino took the time to reply to each insult directed his way, albeit not in a particularly scathing manner, relying instead on “Lol” and cringe jokes about pie.
The pile-on came after Bovino tried to push back against Pritzker’s call for him to lose his job, along with Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem and Trump’s deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller, who have all faced backlash over the fatal shootings of two U.S. citizens.
Bovino reshared the post, saying, “Nah, gubner, too busy leading agents to arrest illegal aliens. Besides, Chicago may need another double-digit drop in a whole smorgasbord of violent crime, compliments of the Green Machine. Perhaps we could meet for a sugar-free slice of heirloom apple pie -on me!”
For a man who once paraded around in SS-styled cosplay flanked by masked thugs and calling everyone he saw a terrorist, Bovino can no longer command anything, not even the comments.