Border Patrol boss Gregory Bovino called out for lies and thuggery in brutal court ruling
Fascist cosplay enthusiast Gregory Bovino rolled into Chicago with a federal badge, a tear gas stash, and apparently zero concern for reality. A judge just handed him a 233‑page roast calling him evasive, violent, and wildly dishonest, nearly incapable of telling the truth.
The ruling also describes crowd-control weapons aimed at largely compliant neighbors and credentialed media. A CBS reporter was hit with pepper balls inside a marked press van, with other journalists saying tear gas and spray hit them as they stood well off to the side. In another sequence, an agent rolled down a window, pointed a handgun, and said “bang bang” before sneering, “You’re dead, liberal.”
Ellis also took aim once more at Bovino—the controversial Border Patrol lead commander and face of the Chicago push—finding him “evasive” over three days of testimony and, at points, “outright lying.”
In this clip someone lets Bovino know how we all feel:
From brake-checking civilians to gassing moms in Halloween costumes, Bovino’s team turned immigration enforcement into a WWE match, wrote their reports with ChatGPT, and crossed their fingers. Judge Ellis wasn’t buying it for a minute.
Anyone else have vague memories of a time when lying under oath was considered a crime? (Of course, when it's the police and the prosecutors doing it...)
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