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Trump imagines Portland is “war ravaged”

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Sep 28, 2025
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Happy Sunday! Today’s stories: Trump bizarrely declares Portland a war zone and orders non-existent “Secretary of War” to mobilize troops, while the city’s leaders respond with a mix of concern and withering sarcasm.

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