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Boing Boing, September 28, 2025

Trump imagines Portland is “war ravaged”

Boing Boing
Sep 28, 2025
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Photo: Mark Frauenfelder

Happy Sunday! Today’s stories: Trump bizarrely declares Portland a war zone and orders non-existent “Secretary of War” to mobilize troops, while the city’s leaders respond with a mix of concern and withering sarcasm.

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