Boing Boing, November 13, 2025
Flanders goes full rampage, JD Vance fears ibuprofen, and a blue whale's mouth hosts unexpected visitors
Happy Friday! Here’s today’s stories: Ned Flanders has somehow become Fortnite’s deadliest NPC with over 33,000 confirmed kills since Springfield became playable—turns out the friendliest neighbor in TV history is pure murder when you attack him first. JD Vance declares Advil beneath him, framing pain relief as a character test …
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