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Crabs, toilets, and Trump’s Epstein birthday card

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Jan 19, 2026
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Photo: Mark Frauenfelder

Today we’ve got 15,000 escaped crabs terrorizing Ireland, a $13 billion Navy carrier with broken toilets, and a giant Trump-Epstein birthday card on the National Mall. Thanks for reading!

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