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Boing Boing Digest, July 28, 2026

Ferrets in trousers, a tooth in the eye

Boing Boing
Jul 28, 2026
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Happy Tuesday! When a cornea is too scarred for a donor transplant to take, surgeons can build a new window for the eye out of one of the patient’s own teeth. Ferret-legging asks competitors to tie their trouser legs shut at the ankles, drop in two live ferrets, cinch the belt, and stand in front of the judges as long as they can bear it. And Long Boi, …

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