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Birds really do prefer pooping on certain cars

Gail P Sherman
Oct 21, 2025
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If you have ever felt that pooping birds specifically targeted your car, you are not alone, and you may not be imagining it. A new survey reveals that certain colors and makes of cars are more likely to be hit by bird excrement.

The Bird Dropping Report was produced by Alan’s Factory Outlet, a family-owned Virginia company that manufactures …

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