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Big Balls dropped from government position

Big Balls dropped from government position

Rob Beschizza
Jun 25, 2025
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Big "Edward Coristine" Balls, the teenage DOGE enforcer who became a symbol of Elon Musk's campaign to demolish Federal government, has reportedly left his role there.

"Edward Coristine resigned yesterday," a White House official tells WIRED.

Coristine received full-time employment status at the GSA late last month, as reported by WIRED. As of Tuesday aft…

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