Behold the very finest “mall ninja shit”

Your new favorite subreddit is r/mallninjashit, packed with the very best examples of impractical weaponry, tactical tat and fantasy falchions. Who would not want damascus steel shuriken? Or an edgy Joker-branded knife?

“Mall ninja shit” refers to cheap, flashy, and ineffective weapons like gas station knives, pistol crossbows, and movie replicas. These …