As war looms, Grandpa Pudding Brains delivers emergency remarks on decorative water features
This is what we call "assisted living with launch codes."
As administration officials gathered for a high-stakes meeting, delicate negotiations with Iran, potentially ending the war, Grandpa Pudding Brains reportedly seized the moment for an urgent ten-minute philippic on the Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool, his extensive experience building swimming pools, and his preferred shade of patriotic blue tile.
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