American gets stuck in giant German vagina, rescued by 22 baffled firefighters

“It was a dare.” It took 22 German firefighters to rescue an American exchange student who got himself stuck leg-first inside a giant vagina sculpture. It was supposed to be a funny photo. Instead, it became a full-body lesson in poor decision-making and violating public art.

A total of 22 rescue workers with special equipment were deployed to the scene in the southern Germany city of Tuebingen on Friday to free the 20-year-old but a “forceps delivery was not necessary,” local newspaper Schwaebisches Tagblatt noted. “We were able to pull the victim out with our bare hands after about 30 minutes,” Mozer added. The six-foot replica of female genitalia was installed 13 years ago outside the microbiology and virology department of the city’s university clinic. It is worth nearly $200,000.

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The $200,000 stone vulva, proudly displayed outside the microbiology department of a German university, was unharmed. Unfortunately, the student had to be reborn through the power of municipal emergency services. No tools were needed, just some strong hands, patient sighs, and the type of story that follows you for life.