A modest proposal to dunk our Cybertrucks in the water

By Ethan Persoff

Hi. Welcome back to Spoken Word with Electronics. Heil, Caesar! Like most people here, the future for me is great under Trump America. I live in a perfectly white, ethnically cleansed neighborhood, with a three Cybertruck garage and all the cheap yard work federal layoffs can provide. I have only one problem: There isn't enough water to put out my Cyber…