“A massive tribute to the Trump Lincoln Bathroom”
It’s hard to imagine a more fitting monument: an ornate, oversized toilet, gilded and pointless, celebrating a similarly not-fit-for-purpose administration...
With the country juggling war, economic strain, and a grinding shutdown, Washington D.C.’s favorite public artists, The Secret Handshake, decided the moment called for a ten-foot monument to Donald Trump’s renovation of the White House Lincoln Bathroom, complete with a gold “throne” and a plaque praising his “vision.”
With so much horror happening on a daily basis, it’s easy to forget what this President has actually accomplished. Like remodeling The Lincoln Bathroom.
We want to celebrate and pay tribute to President Trump’s unique vision, so we created a massive tribute to the Trump Lincoln Bathroom. And put it by the Lincoln Memorial.
There’s also a plaque that reads:
A THRONE FIT FOR A KING
In a time of unprecedented division, escalating conflict, and economic turmoil, President Trump focused on what truly mattered: remodeling the Lincoln Bathroom in the White House.This, his crowning achievement, is a bold reminder that the President isn’t just a businessman, he’s taking care of business. It stands as a tribute to an unwavering visionary who looked down, saw a problem, and painted it gold.
This monument is about ten feet tall and allows people to sit on the throne and take photos.
It’s located just down the stairs from the Lincoln Memorial on the SW side and will be on display for several days.
The Secret Handshake
It’s hard to imagine a more fitting monument: an ornate, oversized toilet, gilded and pointless, celebrating a similarly not-fit-for-purpose administration that confuses spectacle for substance and excess for achievement.
I wonder if he tries to flush his golden diapers down the golden toilet.
It is certainly a fitting headstone, but needs a curtain for privacy, while proper respects are being paid by the visitor.