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$300 smart toothbrush does all your teeth at once

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May 27, 2025
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The Feno Smartbrush

Kyle Barr reports that the $300 Feno smart toothbrush is "the worst thing I've ever shoved in my mouth." The gob-filling mouthpiece cleans every one of your chompers simultaneously. He says it works, but he didn't like the experience one bit: it "made my entire head shake like a marionette piloted by a mad puppeteer."

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